Ok so I'm sitting here with my friend Jaime and new found friend Shannon, and we are watching Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince and about 10 minutes in we start saying all these Harry Potter innuendoes. So here are a few have fun.
1. He wants to see her chamber of secrets.
2. He wants to get into her robes.
3. She wants to catch his golden snitch.
4. She wants to beat his bludger.
5. She wants to see his wand.
6. He wants to explore her forbbidin forrest.
7. Why don't you come hop on my firebolt?
8. You can expecto my patronum.
9. You better watch your basalisk.
10. He wants to get traped in her devils snare.
11. You can be the sorcerer of my stone.
12. Do you wanna see the inside of my azkaban prison.
13. Enter the maze of my triwizard tornument.
14. Do you wanna do it the triwizard style?
15.You wanna find all my horcruxes?
16. Do you want your troll in my dungeon.
17. Let me see your elder wand.
18. Wanna see whats in my ministry of magic?
19. Wanna stab my locket?
20. Gunna stupify you with my wand.
21. Wanna vanish in my cabinate?
22. Snogging party!
23. Wanna butter my beer?
24. Wanna manage my mischief?
25. Put your gryffindor sword in my sorting hat.
26. Wanna tame my fluffy?
27. You wanna Nevile my Longbottom?
28. Wanna be my house elf?
29. Wanna be my dark lord?
30. You can ride my hippogriff.
31. You can riddle my tom.
32. You can hed my wig.
33. You can Harry my Potter.
34. You can fondel my wand.
35. You can Hermione my Granger.
36. You can Ron my Weasley.
37. Do you wanna do the norwegian ridgeback?
38. You wanna crook my shanks?
39. You wanna taste my liquorice wand?
40. You don't want that witch... Shes deathly hallow!
Ok so there you go. 40 fun Harry Potter inuendoes. =]
